#80 The 1975 - “Chocolate”
Brady: I can barely understand any of the words this guy is saying besides “chocolate.” Think I heard “bacon” in there? I’m much more of a savory guy than a sweets guy. Give me a bag of salt & vinegar chips over a candy bar any day. I don’t know if my dream woman’s hair smells like salt & vinegar chips, but who knows? I might be into that. 5/10
Cory: Is this what everyone from Manchester sounds like? This is indecipherable. We’re 100% sure this is all English? I’ve never heard so much accent come through in someone’s singing voice. Singing usually kind of flattens that out, right? Wait, does that mean his speaking voice has an EVEN STRONGER accent than this? Jeez, I’d get eaten alive over there. 3/10
Karin: Okay, all right, here we go, all right, here it is, okay, now it’s going, okay, here we are, now it’s starting, annnnnnnd uh oh. What are these word sounds? I can only recognize some of the word sounds they are making, but you know what? I think that’s okay. I like the jam, I like chocolate, I like British guys. I am good. 7/10
We usually don’t read each others’ blurbs before we write our own. But sometimes we do, and it doesn’t even matter, because something HAS to be talked about. Like when a singer’s cartoonish accent turns a song to gibberish.