December 2011
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Bruce Isn't Afraid Of Trains
The following is a monologue that Matthew Brian Cohen and I wrote in a sketch class this year. The assignment was to write a sketch in the voice of an existing sketch series. Matt and I are huge Kids In The Hall fans. We both wanted to do something unique to the series, so we decided to write a monologue. Kids In The Hall monologues - particularly the ones delivered out of character, as the...
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Talking Breakfast?!: Talking Breakfast 2011 Year... →
talkingbreakfast: JANUARY In early January I moved to Tokyo for a few months to perform in Steve Martin’s play Picasso at the Lapin Agile. This is the entire reason for this tumblr, actually, and if you didn’t know that, now you do! Needless to say, this was a crazy experience and probably the biggest thing I’d… What a year. What a guy.
Dec 31st
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Listenbritajames: SOTD: Knife - Grizzly Bear. Bonus:...
Dec 28th
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"I didn’t catch any of the lyrics, but I was... →
Ever wondered what life was like for Young Cory? Read this, and replace “Peoria, Illinois” with “Mount Airy, North Carolina”, and “Moscow hotel” with “Jeff Mills’ house after basketball practice” and read a detailed description of how the first 21 or so years of my life went.
Dec 28th
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Alex French: What a Boxing Day! →
alexfrench: For whatever reason, Boxing Day is always a big deal for my family. In no particular order, our accomplishments from this year’s boxing day: - wrote thank-you letters to the Krampus for not punishing us this Christmas - had a weenie roast in the backyard - took turns wearing each others’… Holy shit.
Dec 28th
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Dec 21st
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Right now
joestanton: There is probably sitting at their desk, twirling their pen in their hand and saying to themselves “What’s the best way to get Skrillex to tell people to drink Pepsi?”
Dec 21st
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“The stage is my church and long form improvisational comedy is my religion and I...”
– Amy Poehler. (via healywu) Yes. (via iweartshirts) WE’RE NOT GOING AWAY
Dec 14th
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“In some ways not editing yourself would be like a sculptor dropping some clay...”
– Louis CK is being a comedy icon over on Reddit right now.
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“It’s well known that it is a dangerous place,” said grieving mom Rachel...”
– Hipsters to city: Greenpoint’s Hipster Highway is a hell zone by  SIMONE WEICHSELBAUM I thought this was an inappropriate (editorializing at best and demeaning at worst) way to describe the victim of a violent crime. I called the Daily News at (212) 210-2100 and asked to speak to Simone. She was...
Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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I am currently going to sleep and broadcasting it. →
justdreamingaway: I am currently going to sleep and broadcasting it. Please tell me stories to influence my dreams: http://tinychat.com/jdamato
Dec 5th
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WatchWatch
frankhejl: garlock: If you missed me on Fuse last night, here is me talking about “Lulu” and getting made fun of by Sebastian Bach. And for the billionth time, I swear I also talked about Neurosis, Mastodon, Death, Slint, Jesus Lizard(and Primus) but that will have to be on the directors cut. Garlock with his new best friends. We all know he’s secretly a Blink 182 fan and was so giddy inside...
Dec 3rd
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