whatsthescoreyeah:

But through my full-proof VORP algorithms, I projected that the Wolf Man would easily be a 30-100 sort of player. With his wolf-like strength, he’ll be mashing balls into center field, daily. He’s Dan Uggla, if Dan Uggla was a wolf.

I believe it’s against the rules for a human to eat another human, so that might be a problem. I’m having my stat and rule guru, @DanChoiStats, check with MLB if it’s okay for a Wolf Man to eat another human.

I’m just very excited about this new sports blog.